Worst part of my job.
When people I haven’t seen in years and I absolutely hate and had to threaten with legal action to leave me alone shows up at the sex store I work at.

Now I have to be nice.

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sexy-nerdy-stuff:

This bra!

sexy-nerdy-stuff:

This bra!

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Anonymous asked: hey there i was wondering what your advice might be. I'm a lesbian and I've been seeing a girl for awhile now, and the sex isn't exactly great. she's sorta selfish and seems only to care about cumming, and I indulge her a lot and make sure she's satisfied, meanwhile I haven't even cum once during sex with her. she was a virgin before me and is largely clueless about vaginas or what she's doing to me down there... won't even eat me out, i'm assuming cause she doesn't like the taste. what do I do?

Almost anything with sex can boil down to a communication issue. If you never bring it up, it will never get solved. Let her know that you’re unsatisfied, but don’t attack her about it. There’s probably still a high chance that she’ll get defensive, but just let her know that you’re willing to be patient and help her learn if she’s willing to. But if she doesn’t, maybe that a red flag to move on. It all depends on how much you’re willing to keep giving without being given to. 

-M

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robinsonsmiley:

arandomwhitedude:

baby-snails:

lucas bit my ass and this truly terrifying thing happened

Booty so powerful his soul is trapped inside

Shadow Realm

robinsonsmiley:

arandomwhitedude:

baby-snails:

lucas bit my ass and this truly terrifying thing happened

Booty so powerful his soul is trapped inside

Shadow Realm

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I have five giant ass boxes of toys to go through and stock today.

And I mean, giant.

This is what I get for working in a novelty store!
Oh and its a double so im here ALL DAY!

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always-arousedxxx:

Dig your fingernails in me and take what’s yours…

always-arousedxxx:

Dig your fingernails in me and take what’s yours…

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bumfinger:

housewifeswag:

this will always be hotter than straight up dick pics.

Day to day issues of being male and horny. Constantly wondering who can see my cock down my trouser leg!

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onegentledom:

Always.

onegentledom:

Always.

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